They Call Me Cookie to My Face

  This man right here.  And I bet most of yall still don't get it, do you? Well, here is my list: Tweet 14 (February 7, 12:37 AM EST): I love Game for life nobody hacked me Tweet 37 (5:33 AM EST): SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE JEWISH AND I DONT TRUST ANY OF THEM 🤣 Tweet 42 (5:49 AM EST): I DONT LISTEN TO RAP I DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS RAPPING ANYMORE YUNO MILES IS LIKE MY FAVORITE ARTIST IM A 47 YEAR BILLIONAIRE WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LISTEN TO RAP THERES NOT ONE PIECE OF INFORMATION IN RAP THAT BENEFITS MY AGENDAS OR HELPS ME GET MONEY Tweet 45 (5:53 AM EST): I AINT ASSIMILATING TO THE SIMULATION Tweet 46 (5:54 AM EST): I DONT WANNA GO TO YOUR FANCY RESTAURANTS RAMEN NOODLES AND DORITOS WAS MADE FOR A REASON Tweet 57 (6:11 AM EST): I TURNED DOWN 3 PHOTOS THIS WEEK WITH MAKE A WISH KIDS IN WHEELCHAIRS Tweet 58 (6:11 AM EST): I DONT TAKE PHOTOS EXCEPT FOR WHEN I TAKE PHOTOS Tweet 60 (6:13 AM EST): NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES Tweet 61 (6:14 AM EST): NO RICH NIGGA IS TRULY FUNNY BEING F...

  I've been through a lot in my life.  Some of it I had no control over and much of it was due to choices I've made, whether or not I was able to anticipate the consequences.  As I age, I look around me and try not to compare but I do take notice of the some things that I can be happy about not having and those I can appreciate having.  One of them is having a neck. Many of my peers are losing their necks. Some of them due to obesity, others to some strange sort of turtlesque muscular disorder.  And yet others by being assholes. I have a neck. It is defined. It might be a little thick like a boxer's, but its there.  I also only have one chin thus far. I see the skin under my face trying to threaten me but my neck muscles keep them in check.  Thank you Lord for my neck.  Thank you Lord for my functioning joints.  Thank you Lord for my one and only chin.  And last but not least, THANK YOU HEAVENLY FATHER FOR A YEAR OF SOBRIETY!!!