Hey all, A couple of weeks ago an internet friend challenged Google+ members to come up with video game themed "yo momma" jokes. I happily rose to the occasion. So here I am posting them here. A great many of them were off the cuff so I might miss some. I'll break them up by category. YO MOMMA SO FAT... 1. Yo momma so fat her fatality is a heart attack. 2. Yo momma so fat if you shoot red shells at her they go into orbit. 3. Yo momma so fat when she power slides she sets the track on fire. 4. Yo momma so fat she needs 3 monitors to wipe her ass. 5. Yo momma beat kirby in a pie eating contest. 6. Yo momma so fat Mario tried to jump over her and died. 7. Yo momma so fat if she got an invincibility star the world would end. YO MOMMA SO UGLY... 1. Yo momma so ugly Scott Cawthorn created FNAF after a one night stand with her. 2. Yo momma so ugly Yoshi saw her, yelped, and ran in the opposite direction. 3. Yo momma so ugly Milena offered to give...