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Video Game Themed "Yo Momma" Jokes

Hey all,

 A couple of weeks ago an internet friend challenged Google+ members to come up with video game themed "yo momma" jokes.

 I happily rose to the occasion.

 So here I am posting them here. A great many of them were off the cuff so I might miss some.

 I'll break them up by category.

YO MOMMA SO FAT...

1. Yo momma so fat her fatality is a heart attack.

 2. Yo momma so fat if you shoot red shells at her they go into orbit.

 3. Yo momma so fat when she power slides she sets the track on fire.

 4. Yo momma so fat she needs 3 monitors to wipe her ass.

 5. Yo momma beat kirby in a pie eating contest.

 6. Yo momma so fat Mario tried to jump over her and died.

 7. Yo momma so fat if she got an invincibility star the world would end.


YO MOMMA SO UGLY...

1. Yo momma so ugly Scott Cawthorn created FNAF after a one night stand with her.

 2. Yo momma so ugly Yoshi saw her, yelped, and ran in the opposite direction.

 3. Yo momma so ugly Milena offered to give her a makeover.

 4. Yo momma so ugly Baraka feels sorry for her.

 5. Yo momma so ugly her under-boss is her reflection.



I SAW YO MOMMA...

1. I saw yo momma at a haunted mansion training boos.

 2. I saw yo momma at Zora's Domain selling lube.

 4. I saw yo momma at the Temple of Time selling calendars.

 3. I say yo momma at Bowser's castle tryin' to holla at Toad. Talkin' about how Mario ain't shit and he need a real man.

 5. I saw yo momma in Hyrule Field selling milk without a cow.

 6. I saw yo momma at Summoner's Rift selling muskets.


YO MOMMA SO DUMB....

1. Yo momma so dumb she thought "Fallout 4" was a sketch comedy show.

 2. Yo momma so dumb she went into the Lost Woods and never came out again.

 3. Yo momma so dumb she gave Navi a stroke.
YO MOMMA SO STANK...

 1. Yo momma so stank she makes Smoke cough.

 2. Yo momma so stank she made Lord Jabu Jabu throw up.

 3. Yo momma so stank her brutality is a hug.



COMBINATION YO MOMMA JOKES:

1. Yo momma so fat and dumb she thought "face roll" was a nickname for one of her chins.

 2. Yo momma so ugly and dumb she thought "Until Dawn" was her curfew.


IF YO MOMMA....

1. If yo momma was in Mario Galaxy she'd be Jupiter.


MISCELLANEOUS

1. Yo momma got more boyfriends than LOL has champions.

 2. I bumped into yo momma at the supermarket by mistake and the bitch turned red and started chasing me.

 3. Yo momma's passive ability is hot breath with a knock up and 5 second stun.

 4. Yo momma breath so hot she burps Hadoukens.

 5. Yo momma so thirsty she can walk through a Mario water level.

 6. Yo momma's favorite item in LOL is a Needlessly Large Rod. 



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