They Call Me Cookie to My Face

  Things have been strange since Jeffrey Epstein disappeared.  Everyone says he is dead, that he committed suicide in jail, but pictures have emerged online with him alive and well. With recent technology being exposed we can easily say that those picture are some sort of charm.  Or maybe somebody took a polyjuice potion? Biden is out here emptying out Azkaban of the loyal death eaters while Trump is pardoning some of those who claimed to be under the imperious curse.  The other leading magic academies are at odds with each other and it isn't even time for the Tri-Wizard tournament yet... ...or is it?  The muggle baiting has begun in Chicago and is warming up in Detroit.  There are rumors that a mysterious beast has been setting fires across the land.  Unexplained drones are in the air in many states looking for "something." And somewhere in a sleepy town a child is getting their first letter... ...from  a utility company because their parents can...

  Do yall know how much money in immediate aid they are giving the victims of the LA wildfires? $770 You can't even get mid shelf pussy in LA for $700. Its a shame how dirty they are doing those people.  I still don't understand how  Janisse Quiñones could keep her hair moisturized but couldn't keep the reservoir filled. If a ho had been in charge none of this would have happened.  Cuz a ho will go without lights before she don't pay her water bill. A ho can make $40,000 in 3 months. That reservoir would have been fixed.  You pay a ho 750k a year and in 5 years she can buy North Korea.  You ain't got to tell a ho to evacuate,  You turn around and a bitch is gone and 5 minutes later... IT'S GOING DOWN! There are more ho's in LA county than there are firefighters. They should have ho's out there fighting those fires. But all y'all wanna do is talk about hos'. A ho knows how to feed people on a budget. A ho always has a back up plan. A ho knows how ...