THEY SHOULD HAVE HIRED HO'S TO RUN CALIFORNIA'S GOVERNMENT

Do yall know how much money in immediate aid they are giving the victims of the LA wildfires?

$770

You can't even get mid shelf pussy in LA for $700.

Its a shame how dirty they are doing those people.

I still don't understand how Janisse Quiñones could keep her hair moisturized but couldn't keep the reservoir filled.

If a ho had been in charge none of this would have happened.

Cuz a ho will go without lights before she don't pay her water bill.

A ho can make $40,000 in 3 months. That reservoir would have been fixed.

You pay a ho 750k a year and in 5 years she can buy North Korea.

You ain't got to tell a ho to evacuate,

You turn around and a bitch is gone and 5 minutes later...

IT'S GOING DOWN!

There are more ho's in LA county than there are firefighters. They should have ho's out there fighting those fires. But all y'all wanna do is talk about hos'.

A ho knows how to feed people on a budget. A ho always has a back up plan. A ho knows how to keep things wet. A ho would nevah have access to a pool and not use it to the best of his/her ability.

I guarantee you that the top free lance hos' are somewhere on vacation right now or working over seas.

And they are laughing their asses off.

Cuz a ho knows when its time to leave.

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