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Dumb Shit People Say to Me About Having Children

Str8 to the point.

1. Having children might make you a better person.

-What? ok first of all, are you on the slick trying to call me a bad person? Second, that is a dumbass and truly selfish reason to have children. I should have children so that it will make ME  a better person instead of possibly making the world a better place. Smart.

2. You don't want children because you are a coward.

-I don't think refraining from having children makes one a coward. I think all those dads out there that run away from the children they helped to make are cowards.

3. You truly become a woman when you have children.

-What about all those "women" out there fucking up this responsibility? Are they more of a woman than me because their vaginas exploded?

4. You are going to end up the crazy cat lady.

-Ok first of all cats are awesome. It takes less time to train them to not shit on your rug. And truth be told I'd rather be the crazy cat lady than someone's crazy ass baby mama..since we are using stereotypes.

5. Ain't no man gonna want to marry you.

-There are men out there that don't want children and their earning potential, temperament, and zest for life is usually pretty good. So fuck you.

6. Children are a gift from God.

-I agree but it is also rude to return gifts.

7. You are going to end up alone.

-There are alot of lonely people out there with children right beside them.

8. It is your job as a woman.

-My job? So women who are barren serve no purpose to society? Shut up.

I'm done.

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