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Eating Ass is Nasty as Hell..And I'm Not Sorry

I'm tired of this "no shame" shit. You call someone out for being over weight you're "fat shaming." If you point out a flaw in someone's body you are "body shaming." You point out racism you are a race baiter or starting a race war (I'm definitely going to elaborate on that one later becuz that is pure trife).

Anyway, I was on the phone the other day and ass eating came up. I expressed how nasty I thought it was and was immediately told that I was judgmental and blah blah blah.


....Bitch please.

You can have all the hurt feeling you want about what I'm about to say.

That shit is nasty. NASTY! YES I SAID IT!

Folks be like...well you give head don't you? And yes I surely do BUT I do not lick ass. Ain't no human waste in semen bitch. You can wash a dick really good BUT you can wash an ass all day and it still got dookie IN IT.

NOT AROUND IT OR BESIDE IT BUT IN IT BITCH.

And that is the place folks be flicking they tongue and I ain't having that shit.

Yes, I'm judging you. Deal with it.

No, you can't have a sip of my soda, tea, water, etc. But you can have a swig of some mouthwash and then keep the bottle. And that goes for folks giving head too.


Handle that shit in the mouth area before you go asking folks to share beverages.

And on to these delirious hoes that seem to think that someone pointing out racism in 2018 is starting a race war.

Let me give you a quick history lesson.

400 years of slavery, no retaliation from black folks.

100 years of lynching, no retaliation from black folks.

CONTINUED police brutality and lynchings, STILL no retaliation from black folks.

1 PERSON mentions blatant racism...starts race war.

What was all that other shit then bitch? GO SIT YOUR SIMPLE ASS DOWN.

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