DAMN RIGHT I'M A PICK ME

I'm claiming this shit.

I like niggas with big dicks

I like to cook them breakfast

I run faster than a speeding bullet

Just to get a chance to pull it

...off

I'm that bitch

with all the answers

the resources

that emergency kit

I'll grease and cornrow

in neat ass sections

check for his erection

fuck without protection.

I do it all with no complaints

that's why he with me

and you he aint

wake up and smell the aroma

of leftovers

Don't text too much

he'll just roll over

Throw that bone back to you

like you was rover

I picks

me bitch

with Plan B

and a pull out game

He so worried about me

he called you my name

Damn right

I'm a pick me

all this shit stacked against me

Damn right I left the crowd

being real ratchet and talking loud

PICKS

BITCH

You can have him back now

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