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DIABLO IMMORTAL IS STILL CRACK

 



...people are just mad about it. 


Its like someone put fentanyl in Diablo II and made it free. 


The real reason why folks are mad is because they thought they were special. They thought the Diablo community was somehow immune from shameless commercialism and play to win exploits.

...WRONG!

Diablo is one of those RPGs you SHOULD be paying for. 

Do I agree with the "free to play" baiting technique? Well, it depends on what version of me you are asking. If you are asking consumer me, then the answer is "no." If you are asking green-with-envy-wish I-had-my-hand-in-the-pie me, then the answer is "yes, and you assholes begged for it."

I was one of those people asking that DIABLO be like all the other free to plays. Why do I have to pay for a download..wahhh!

Now y'all are hooked and OD-ing on this shit. You should have just taken your prescription correctly and none of this would have happened. 

You were prescribed Percocet but you envied your neighbor who was high as shit on some street stuff. Now you got fentanyl laced "free to play" turbo addiction. 

Diablo Immortal has already taken at least 30 hours of my life away and I'm not even half way through the story line. But I've already decided to play until I get bored or angry and then delete the shit. 

I don't need shiny armor and clout. I don't want to be able to solo a dragon. I want to collect baubles, complete quests, learn more about the RPG formula and then go on about my fucking business.

As you should too. 

Make BLIZZARD work for their clientele. Hold them accountable. Stop whining on forums about how much money it would take to bring a character to max. That's like complaining about how much cocaine you have to do before your heart stops. Really?

So what if it will take $100,000 dollars to max out a character. There are 6 classes to choose from. I get it, you don't want it to end. You don't want your work to go down the drain. 

The truth is, it is already in the sewer. Gone are the days where you can work from home and grind using bots to turn around and sell your account to some fiend. Diablo Immortal made sure you jerks can't do that. 

Don't worry, DIABLO 4 is coming out soon. And you can start the cycle of addiction all over again. 





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