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JOHN WICK 4

 

It's fun, it's funny and its timeline is damn near impossible to decipher. 


I can't tell if the movie is weeks long, days long or involves time travel. 


I would argue that technically it does involve time travel since the lead character crosses time zones several times. 

I cannot organize my mind right now to completely dissect this movie but I will pull out my favorites:


Favorite Color: RED

-Red themes throughout this movie set the tone and are artistically manipulated to help tell the story. 

Favorite Food: Them apples. 

-This movie was serving apple pie, fritters, croissants and sake for that ass. 

Favorite Landmark: Arc de Triomphe

-NO SPOILERS: Don't believe me? Just watch. 

Favorite Random Object: Umbrella

- Because homeless folks must stick together. 

Favorite Quote: "We're in this together now, John."

Favorite Animal: Pidgeon

-They are everywhere, chilling, always got the best seats in the house. I'm so jelly. 

Favorite Song: Wetwork (Le Castle Vania)

Favorite Character: The Bowery King


For a fourth chapter, this movie did not disappoint. There are just enough mistakes to keep the cynical nerds in steady development of carpal tonal and few enough to keep you captivated. 

And the fan theories are running wild. 

My personal favorite is the dimensional bridge between the main character's other adventures. 

But I guess we'll have to wait until John Wick 5 to find out.



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