They Call Me Cookie to My Face

 Being unbothered, minding your business, and paying dust to petty ass hoes is a recipe for unwanted attention. You can be out here just living your life and some random cave ogre will talk to you or about you crazy.  Some of the stoics say you should just ignore them, that they are projecting their own misery on to you.  Not everyone values direct honest behavior. It is considered rude and unrefined.  In a world where the wealthy rest atop a pile of fortune labored into existence by the poor and middle class, stock in genuine intentions is in the negative.  I say that whenever possible you should give these passive aggressive little bitty biches a lesson in the value of integrity and empathy.  The real motivation of passive aggressive behavior isn't an outside source of anxiety, IMO. It DOES have to do with you specifically.  To go out of one's own way to plan and plot to "throw shade" at someone is not effortless.  This leads me to believe that ...

 I'm no political analyst, but I've been reading and understanding shit for a few decades now.  The Israeli/Hamas War or whatever they are calling it is getting out of hand.  I'm not just talking about the bombing deaths and economic abuse. The whole "feed the children" movement is getting ridiculous.  If I hear one more person refer to the starving children in Gaza I am going to lose it.  None of the following is going to solve this problem: 1. Drinking Natty lite while making smores and camping out on the "Quad." 2. Making cheesy T-shirts and hats. 3. Using the "what about the starving children in Gaza" bait and switch to avoid difficult political questions. 4. Protesting at college campuses (even if the professors are in on it) when you don't even fucking go there.  5. Interrupting my trash you tube podcasts with commercials that pull at your heart strings but provide no solution or plan.  6. Just saying it instead of spraying it.  None ...

  It seems like a new social media platform is born everyday. There are always new opportunities and ways to connect, network and share ideas.  That is the intention of these platforms, right? I mean who would create an entire digital world for the expressed purpose of tracking and monitoring the thoughts, dreams, desires and interests of a people? My first social media account was Facebook (My second was Black Planet don't judge me). I joined when Facebook was supposedly only for college students to connect, plan, and share.  That quickly changed and for the better.  Over the years I have watched social media being born and die. I saw the slow and painful death of Myspace and Black Planet. Most recently, I have witnessed the swift beheading of Twitter.  At least Lord Dorsey was amply compensated.  But the changes I see the most is how the platforms are used.  Yes, we are supposed to connect to one another using the internet.  That is the whole po...

 They said it was a myth. That it didn't exist.  Some even said it was racist.  Until it was there and taking down the real racists.  Black Twitter.  They had to kill a whole platform brand name to kill Black Twitter.  But little did they know that something else was brewing in the shadows. In a forgotten world. A world without commercials or advertisements (at first). A world that used to only exist on the outskirts of the internet on dusty forums where bandwidth was aplenty. They thought it was over...but...they should have known better... Black Youtube has since cured depression, cleared sinuses and gathered bitches together.  Fuck Tom Brady's roast. That shit was a dun dunnuh.  Some of the best roasts I have ever attended were on Black Youtube at 3am and NO ONE knew it was about to go down.  I won't say any names. I won't give away the key to the city. If you don't know how to get to Black Youtube then you don't belong there. 

  Guess how many teachers have been caught in the last month having inappropriate relationships with their students. Go ahead, guess.... You're wrong. I'm wrong. We're all wrong.  The truth is that we don't know. Statistics can't illuminate the truth.  And who's counting anyway. Its not like anyone actually gives a fuck about the sexual innocence of children.  But that is not what I'm here to be ignorant about.  I'm trying figure out why young,  attractive, employed and socially and financially stable WOMEN are going dick shopping in the children's section.  And if you are going to fuck a 12 year old... Why are you texting them and sending them pictures?  You are teaching math, english, science, social studies and whatever the else they are teaching middle school kids these days.  But you can't figure out that it is a bad idea to send nudes to a kid whose mom pays his phone bill? This little twit still goes underwear shopping with his mom. He...

  You heard me.  I watch too much Youtube. I get that.  While I understand that most of the content is blown out of proportion, some of the footage and interviews are primary sources of the bullshit that is churning from the mass migration of immigrants coming from South America and beyond. At first, I gave no fucks.  And then one night I was making "Salisbury Steak" out of ground turkey and my virgin ears happen to hear the news mentioning cutting funding to public park clean up in NYC.  Immediately my mind went to an apocalyptic horror scene of T-rex sized rats putting MORE cracks in the sidewalks and kicking un-monitored children out of the way to get to a discarded bag of popcorn.  (I stopped smoking weed years ago, so hush) What on Central Park's blood stained sidewalks could possibly catalyze such a dumb ass choice in funding?  And then I heard that man say: "This city cannot continue to house the immigrants with our current budget." OHHHH...the ...

  alright, lets just get this one out of the way... KIDS (infants, toddlers, elementary school age) are FUCKING DISGUSTING! They eat boogers, poop, dirt, glue...They'll even eat out of the damn dog's bowl if you let them.  So tell me why some celebrity parents are fighting tooth and nail to have the right to face invade their children's faces in public. I saw a you tube video the other day where a young mother took a half dissolved piece of pez candy from her toddler equipped with a rope of saliva still attached to the little demon's mouth.  AND SHE PUT IT IN HER MOUTH, YALL! SHE ATE IT,  YALL! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDUHHH! I'm not going to name any  names but I will give you an explanation why I think mouth feeding and transference of food substances from the parents oral cavity to that of the child and vice versa is not a good idea.  GERMS YALL...GERMS! Didn't we just go through a pandemic? At one point they had set up a hotline to trace the spread of the virus...