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WHY CAN'T FOLKS STAY OUT THEY KID'S MOUTHS?!

 

alright, lets just get this one out of the way...


KIDS (infants, toddlers, elementary school age) are FUCKING DISGUSTING!


They eat boogers, poop, dirt, glue...They'll even eat out of the damn dog's bowl if you let them. 


So tell me why some celebrity parents are fighting tooth and nail to have the right to face invade their children's faces in public.


I saw a you tube video the other day where a young mother took a half dissolved piece of pez candy from her toddler equipped with a rope of saliva still attached to the little demon's mouth. 


AND SHE PUT IT IN HER MOUTH, YALL! SHE ATE IT,  YALL!


OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDUHHH!


I'm not going to name any  names but I will give you an explanation why I think mouth feeding and transference of food substances from the parents oral cavity to that of the child and vice versa is not a good idea. 


GERMS YALL...GERMS!


Didn't we just go through a pandemic?

At one point they had set up a hotline to trace the spread of the virus. They couldn't figure out how it was spreading between groups who seemed to not be connected to each other or interact with each other that much. 

I don't want to blame children. But they have been known to spread illness amongst each other and perfectly innocent adults just trying to live their fucking lives. 


When you take food from your mouth and give it to your children,  yes you are bonding with them. Yes, some studies say you are boosting their immune system ( I disagree). 

But the most harmful part of this behavior is not necessarily the pathogens. The most dangerous aspect is the learned behavior. 

Children learn to share food in an unsanitary way. They may very well already be inclined to do this behavior but if mommy is backing it up...

There is no hope that they will say "no" to the weird kid whose daddy kisses him on the mouth when he askes for a sip of their juice or a lick of their ice cream. 


IJS.

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