They Call Me Cookie to My Face

  its 2022 no one likes a skinny bitch you either take up the flute or wear an ass out dress or... PREPARE TO BE ALONE Your ass is flat like the earth because an engineer in the mountains said so get a BBL and cry on Youtube on the way home in the car Don't fly to the DR that shit is played out Who said you could diet? those things are dangerous get fit eating bacon ONLY He'll thank you when you're famous for loving yourself and you die and leave him everything

  You said: "If I did not love you, you would be dead." I nodded my head. but... If I were dead You wouldn't jerk in your sleep eyes fluttering, moaning rolling out of bed, groaning If I were dead beer would grow cold before becoming piss I am alive so what is it that you miss? I am alive Why do you grieve? Whose heart are you wearing on your sleeve? If I were dead maybe you could sleep at night If I were dead  maybe you could meet the sun with dry brains. I must be dead or you must be insane But I am alive Could it be? You have died?

  Lagertha- Depending on who you ask means "gift of the sun" or "shield maiden." I'm late to this series as I have been to many. I quit watching television from 2009 to 2013. I did not have nor did I want cable and did not get into YouTube until 2014. Being late has its benefits. You get noticed and also you haven't been tainted by all those that came before you. I get girl-next-door-with-hands vibes from Lagertha. Her name may not sound all that pretty but she definitely is not unattractive. She's the type of girl you would take home to mother and the whole family would love her.  But those attributes aren't what I admire about her character. What I love the most about Lagertha is that she knows what she brings to the table.  When Ragnar's baby momma rolled up into the great hall in her purple dress and shit eating grin any other woman would have lost it right then and there. Not Lagertha. She addressed Ragnar. When he suggested that she share h...