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EAT THE DONUTS!!!!

 


its 2022

no one likes a skinny bitch

you either take up the flute

or wear an ass out dress

or...


PREPARE TO BE ALONE


Your ass is flat

like the earth

because an engineer

in the mountains said so


get a BBL

and cry on Youtube

on the way home in the car


Don't fly to the DR

that shit is played out


Who said you could diet?

those things are dangerous

get fit eating bacon ONLY


He'll thank you when you're famous

for loving yourself

and you die

and leave him everything



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