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Kanye West

 Is the funniest man of the year. 


And its not because he's crazy, or how he dresses. 


I'm not sure if anyone else has noticed that the boldest statements this man has made have never come out of his mouth.


From scandal to scandal he emerges from the flames only slightly smoking. What is this guys secret?


How does he do it? How can he lose 1.5 billion in wealth but still be worth 400 million? He has started a school and a church. 


Is he even human?

All I know is this man kept me in stitches all through 2022 and we all know how much America, hell the world needed a good laugh. 

You called his clothing line trashy and said it looked like it was for the homeless. So he made you dig through garbage bags to find your size. 

You called him crazy and he made you look crazy.

Yeezy wouldn't have been shit without his name on it. Now they can't move the merch without him.

His statements are offensive and inappropriate but you need his ass now don't you?

You need his swag, his music. He was married to one of the most successful socialites (THOTS) since Zsa Zsa Gabore.

Crazy is starting to look alluring to some of yall now I bet. 

He said George Bush didn't care about black people and  you gasped. He said slavery was a choice and you lost it. He said he loved Hitler and you flipped your shit. 

And now he can't get rid of none of yall.

We are all Kanye's bitter baby mommas; popping up at his church and his job screaming:

I HATE CHOO!

But at the end of the day we all still stalking to see where he at. 

And that shit is hilarious.

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