People really are full of shit

When asked why I don't have more friends, a boyfriend, etc I usually reply with something to the effect of : "Because most people are full of shit."

Apparently I'm right. I can not enjoy my trash YOUTUBE videos in peace without back to back "How to shit videos."

I am seldom constipated. I poop at least once a day every day. I looked it up thinking I was sick or had dumping syndrome or some shit.

According to Dr. Google it is normal to poop only 3 times a week.

Word? So you eat everyday but only poop 3 out of every 7 days? Something don't seem right about that there. AT ALL.

It is said it can take up to 72 hours for you digestive system to process the food you eat. Even if that is true, how does that equal to only pooping 3 times a week and it being normal? Its not like one eats on Monday and then waits two days and eats on Wednesday and then waits 2 more days.

Folks be eating EVERY DAY.

I'm confused....

But I ain't constipated. This nappy headed bitch must be doing something right.

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