HOOD RAT ESPIONAGE

 I know I'm wrong. 

Calling someone a hood rat is disrespectful, borderline racist (depending on who is using it and context), and just ratchet. 

But some bitches out here exhibit the type of behavior that warrants no other mot juste.

I have had 2 separate seemingly unrelated women try this shit on me within 6 months. 

The first one was a mother of 4 children. Her baby's father (of the 3 smallest) is an alcoholic and, according to her, abusive. 

This woman has ghosted me more than once. I should have taken the hint and just left her alone. 

After lending her money (which she paid back) and calling the police on her drunk ass baby daddy at her request,  she proceeded to admonish me for my "negative energy."

I texted her on the day of her planned birth of the 3rd child of this fool and asked if the "demon" was still at the house. She had previously told me that she didn't want this man at the birth of his own child. 

I got a nasty text about negative energy. 

She did not invite me to the hospital. She did not ask me over to help her. 

In fact, the whole time I was emotionally involved in her bullshit she never once invited me to her home. 

After I declined to lend her money the last time, she sent me a few guilt tripping texts and then blocked me on facebook (I assume). Her profile is unreachable. 

But before she did this, at one point I received a friend request from a strange man. 

Facebook is kind enough to let you know what mutual friends you have when someone sends you a friend request.

Turns out that the request came from one of her friends. 

I asked her if she knew this guy and she didn't answer and changed the subject. 

I asked her again and sent her a screenshot. She then admits that he was a friend and says she was going to delete him and that I should block him with no explanation as to why. 

Now, because we have previously been close I know that she occasionally does sex work. 

I don't know if he was one of her johns or what. 

About a week later I got another friend request from the same guy under a different profile. 

At this point my intuition finally broke through the empathy I had for this woman.

I then realized that this was an attempted catfish. 

I guess that's why she ghosted again. She needs money and I am no longer a mark.

Good riddance. 

The second woman is a family member. 

We had a death in the family. I hadn't spoken to her in about 2 years. We are friends on facebook. 

Instead of messaging me the funeral information (which I did not ask for because the person that died was someone I was not close to) she called another family member (the same one who called me a bed wench) to get my phone number. 

He was the only one who had it. 

I confronted her and asked her to message me in the future if she wants my personal information.

She then proceeded to tell me not to "fuck with her." She threatened to follow me home from the funeral when I continued to confront her on going behind my back after years of not speaking to gather information on me. 

And no I'm not paranoid. 

If it really was about the funeral she could have just sent me the flyer in messenger. She really wanted to know about the relationship between the person who died and myself and didn't have the balls to ask me. 

After I let her know that I was archiving her texts and hinted at her foolishness for texting them, I received a friend request. 

At first, I did not recognize the man. 

But then I did some research and found out that he is the brother of my cousin's father. 

I have never met this man in my life and guess who is our only mutual friend?

When that didn't work, I received another friend invite from a person who has a cat as their profile picture. Again, our only mutual friend was the same female family member who was texting me threats. 

Hood rat espionage at its saddest.

You have to be careful out here in these petty narcissistic streets. 

Bitches will try to catfish you just for putting up boundaries. 

WOW.