They Call Me Cookie to My Face

 Here I go again, pulling the race card.  Its not about race. Drug addiction doesn't care what race you are.  That's true. But guess who does? The people paying for your treatment, the government officials deciding the budget and the police officers deciding whether or not they want to beat your ass and leave you in a cell to die from detoxing.  You can argue with me on those but the statistics are overwhelming in my favor.  So fuck you. Anyway I find it interesting that most of the pill heads running around are part time soccer moms, college drop outs, and washed out frat boys. And they are white. Its an epidemic now. Of course there was D.A.R.E in the 80s but that was really designed to teach children how to snitch on their parents and neighbors. That isn't necessarily a bad thing.  I just wish that the country cared more when vets were coming back from the Vietnam war, or when Harlem turned from a monument to black art and music into a fucking trash can....

  Can ghosts feel pain? They don't have bodies or a nervous system. Most of the time we can't see or hear them. So its not like we'd know. That's not what I am referring to though. I'm referring to pain that one can feel in a body part that is no longer connected to the body.  When I lived in New Orleans I met a woman who used to be a police officer. She got in a really bad car wreck and ended up losing an arm.  Her arm was amputated right above the elbow.  She would sometimes complain of feeling pain in her hand that she no longer had. I asked her how do you know its your hand that is hurting.  She said she just remembered what it was like to have pain in her hand.  She was on quite a few pills so I can't just use her as an example but in the medical community  phantom pain  is a very real thing.  It occurred to me that if the brain can convince you that a part of your body that no longer exists is in pain, then what is pain? It it an illusi...

 Is the funniest man of the year.  And its not because he's crazy, or how he dresses.  I'm not sure if anyone else has noticed that the boldest statements this man has made have never come out of his mouth. From scandal to scandal he emerges from the flames only slightly smoking. What is this guys secret? How does he do it? How can he lose 1.5 billion in wealth but still be worth 400 million? He has started a school and a church.  Is he even human? All I know is this man kept me in stitches all through 2022 and we all know how much America, hell the world needed a good laugh.  You called his clothing line trashy and said it looked like it was for the homeless. So he made you dig through garbage bags to find your size.  You called him crazy and he made you look crazy. Yeezy wouldn't have been shit without his name on it. Now they can't move the merch without him. His statements are offensive and inappropriate but you need his ass now don't you? You need his ...

  When asked why I don't have more friends, a boyfriend, etc I usually reply with something to the effect of : "Because most people are full of shit." Apparently I'm right. I can not enjoy my trash YOUTUBE videos in peace without back to back "How to shit videos." I am seldom constipated. I poop at least once a day every day. I looked it up thinking I was sick or had dumping syndrome or some shit. According to Dr. Google it is normal to poop only  3 times a week.  Word? So you eat everyday but only poop 3 out of every 7 days? Something don't seem right about that there. AT ALL.  It is said it can take up to 72 hours for you digestive system to process the food you eat. Even if that is true, how does that equal to only pooping 3 times a week and it being normal? Its not like one eats on Monday and then waits two days and eats on Wednesday and then waits 2 more days.  Folks be eating EVERY DAY.  I'm confused.... But I ain't constipated. This nappy ...

 https://www.jkrowling.com/opinions/j-k-rowling-writes-about-her-reasons-for-speaking-out-on-sex-and-gender-issues/ Y'all remember Transformers right?  Well the bad guys are back. Its a shame because things were going fine and balance was slowly being restored to the universe. You would think that after all these milestones and grand achievements that man kind would have some sort of grip on logic. NAW... When I watch the news now it reminds me of the Red Scare in the 50s. Back then the worse thing you could be was a communist. Now the worst thing you could be is transphobic (with fatphobic in a close second). I'm glad most of authors that shaped our generations minds have passed on and no longer have to witness this nonsense.  And I'm not going to preface what comes next with what I do and do not support. I will just clearly state that what I do not support is NONSENSE. Now the transphobic finger is being pointed at J.K. Rowling for her comments on twitter I believe. Ah,...

 Tidus would have been on drugs with baby mommas for sure. Don't get me wrong. I'm a big fan of FFX but the more I think about Zanarkand's description being a machine run utopia the more I have a hard time believing it. If you haven't played the game to the near end then don't read this. (I'd imagine not many people do but since I actually care about fellow gamers enjoying the experience of the story, I thought a warning was warranted.) So this game is awesome. Its set in the future of the future. And in the first future, all the work is done by machines and humans get to play all day. The city's most popular form of entertainment is blitzball. The main character is a star player of said sport.  Now you see quite a few NPCs in Zanarkand but here's where the fantasy plays in. NONE of them are fat. There are few small children.  There are few old people. Everyone seems healthy and sane. NO one is doing drugs. No one is seen eating a got damn thing! With al...

  Top reviews from the United States Hippidy 3.0 out of 5 stars   Simple for my woman brain Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on November 23, 2022 I’m so glad all of these pieces have been simplified to one easy to understand shape with pictures on the front. My simple woman brain could not understand the weird horse and that one castle looking piece? Now these are all the same shape and I can see the pictures to tell the different pieces with my special women eyes. I would rate this higher but I was hoping it came in pink. One person found this helpful Helpful Report abuse skittles 5.0 out of 5 stars   I love that this is for women Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on October 12, 2022 Stunning chess set made for women, how amazing. I am not sure I could play chess properly with a man’s chess set. Thank you to Jonathan for making one just for women like me. I appreciate the distinct lack of pink in these otherwise feminine pieces designed to make me feel like a woman wh...