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BITTER BETTY IS BETTER THAN A PICK ME PEGGY

 

I have recently been taking an honest look at myself while watching a lot of you tube. 


One of my latest favorite channels is Trilogy Media. They are like Catfish but they focus on exposing scammers. 

It was on this channel that I saw what I believe to be THE most thirsty woman alive! 

This woman had been sending some dude who was a retired general and supposedly stuck in Ghana money for 8 years. 

This woman was even donating blood and plasma to keep up the payments. 

And guess what? Not one dicking has she received. NOT A ONE!

No dick picks, no streaming softcore porn...nuthin.

My God...


Here I am downing myself. I'm sitting her thinking I'm turning into some sort of evil, bitter, hairy pre-menopausal nun.

No, I'm fucking fine. I'm on the right path. 

But back to this lady. 

So the guys on the show pull out all stops to convince this woman that not only is she NOT speaking with a retired general in Ghana but the man is not white. This lady happens to be racist by the way. 

And she is the worst kind of racist there is. She's the type of racist that couldn't beat a blind paraplegic in a race out of a maze. 

Not only is she dumb but she's arrogant. When the scam busting guys told her that her boo had an african accent, she insisted that they were wrong and that he was italian or something. 


The bitch even said: "I was watching the Price is Right the other day and there was this guy on there that sounded like him. He wasn't all the way black. I think he was arab or something."


So they go find this guy's mule in NY. The mule keeps ducking them and not answering questions. This bish calls them and complains about boo thang being mad at her and them for their investigation. 

Somehow she convinces these guys to back off. 

The next scene is the two guys, this delusional bish, the camera man and 3 other teams members who specialize in fraudulent documents and scam techniques. 

When they first sat down it was afternoon. The sun set on this lady before she would admit that the guy wasn't who he said he was. Al the stars were out when she finally agreed to block him. They had to bribe her with a good time to get her to do that. 


So yeah, I'm perfectly healthy. 





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