They Call Me Cookie to My Face

 Tidus would have been on drugs with baby mommas for sure. Don't get me wrong. I'm a big fan of FFX but the more I think about Zanarkand's description being a machine run utopia the more I have a hard time believing it. If you haven't played the game to the near end then don't read this. (I'd imagine not many people do but since I actually care about fellow gamers enjoying the experience of the story, I thought a warning was warranted.) So this game is awesome. Its set in the future of the future. And in the first future, all the work is done by machines and humans get to play all day. The city's most popular form of entertainment is blitzball. The main character is a star player of said sport.  Now you see quite a few NPCs in Zanarkand but here's where the fantasy plays in. NONE of them are fat. There are few small children.  There are few old people. Everyone seems healthy and sane. NO one is doing drugs. No one is seen eating a got damn thing! With al...

  Top reviews from the United States Hippidy 3.0 out of 5 stars   Simple for my woman brain Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on November 23, 2022 I’m so glad all of these pieces have been simplified to one easy to understand shape with pictures on the front. My simple woman brain could not understand the weird horse and that one castle looking piece? Now these are all the same shape and I can see the pictures to tell the different pieces with my special women eyes. I would rate this higher but I was hoping it came in pink. One person found this helpful Helpful Report abuse skittles 5.0 out of 5 stars   I love that this is for women Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on October 12, 2022 Stunning chess set made for women, how amazing. I am not sure I could play chess properly with a man’s chess set. Thank you to Jonathan for making one just for women like me. I appreciate the distinct lack of pink in these otherwise feminine pieces designed to make me feel like a woman wh...

  ...people are just mad about it.  Its like someone put fentanyl in Diablo II and made it free.  The real reason why folks are mad is because they thought they were special. They thought the Diablo community was somehow immune from shameless commercialism and play to win exploits. ...WRONG! Diablo is one of those RPGs you SHOULD be paying for.  Do I agree with the "free to play" baiting technique? Well, it depends on what version of me you are asking. If you are asking consumer me, then the answer is "no." If you are asking green-with-envy-wish I-had-my-hand-in-the-pie me, then the answer is "yes, and you assholes begged for it." I was one of those people asking that DIABLO be like all the other free to plays. Why do I have to pay for a download..wahhh! Now y'all are hooked and OD-ing on this shit. You should have just taken your prescription correctly and none of this would have happened.  You were prescribed Percocet but you envied your neighbor who...

 ...DEAL WITH IT.  But I will call the police if you are being assaulted. I will stop to see if you are ok if you are passed out in the street. I don't step over dead homeless people. But I don't say good morning to my co-workers. So I'm a bitch. I consider it rude for someone to greet me that just finished talking shit about me a second earlier. Its fake and a waste of everyone's time.  If I greet you and am concerned, its genuine. I really give a fuck. And just because I don't say "good morning" doesn't mean that I don't give a fuck. Meanwhile some asshole with a perpetual shit eating grin is running around robbing EVERYONE.  Another asshole is being sociable enough to lure your children and loved ones into vehicles to never be seen again.  People pay attention to the wrong shit. That's how narcissists and sociopaths can operate undetected. Folks are too busy hyper focusing on people who don't follow meaningless social norms that they com...

  its 2022 no one likes a skinny bitch you either take up the flute or wear an ass out dress or... PREPARE TO BE ALONE Your ass is flat like the earth because an engineer in the mountains said so get a BBL and cry on Youtube on the way home in the car Don't fly to the DR that shit is played out Who said you could diet? those things are dangerous get fit eating bacon ONLY He'll thank you when you're famous for loving yourself and you die and leave him everything

  You said: "If I did not love you, you would be dead." I nodded my head. but... If I were dead You wouldn't jerk in your sleep eyes fluttering, moaning rolling out of bed, groaning If I were dead beer would grow cold before becoming piss I am alive so what is it that you miss? I am alive Why do you grieve? Whose heart are you wearing on your sleeve? If I were dead maybe you could sleep at night If I were dead  maybe you could meet the sun with dry brains. I must be dead or you must be insane But I am alive Could it be? You have died?

  Lagertha- Depending on who you ask means "gift of the sun" or "shield maiden." I'm late to this series as I have been to many. I quit watching television from 2009 to 2013. I did not have nor did I want cable and did not get into YouTube until 2014. Being late has its benefits. You get noticed and also you haven't been tainted by all those that came before you. I get girl-next-door-with-hands vibes from Lagertha. Her name may not sound all that pretty but she definitely is not unattractive. She's the type of girl you would take home to mother and the whole family would love her.  But those attributes aren't what I admire about her character. What I love the most about Lagertha is that she knows what she brings to the table.  When Ragnar's baby momma rolled up into the great hall in her purple dress and shit eating grin any other woman would have lost it right then and there. Not Lagertha. She addressed Ragnar. When he suggested that she share h...