They Call Me Cookie to My Face

  Top reviews from the United States Hippidy 3.0 out of 5 stars   Simple for my woman brain Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on November 23, 2022 I’m so glad all of these pieces have been simplified to one easy to understand shape with pictures on the front. My simple woman brain could not understand the weird horse and that one castle looking piece? Now these are all the same shape and I can see the pictures to tell the different pieces with my special women eyes. I would rate this higher but I was hoping it came in pink. One person found this helpful Helpful Report abuse skittles 5.0 out of 5 stars   I love that this is for women Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on October 12, 2022 Stunning chess set made for women, how amazing. I am not sure I could play chess properly with a man’s chess set. Thank you to Jonathan for making one just for women like me. I appreciate the distinct lack of pink in these otherwise feminine pieces designed to make me feel like a woman wh...

  ...people are just mad about it.  Its like someone put fentanyl in Diablo II and made it free.  The real reason why folks are mad is because they thought they were special. They thought the Diablo community was somehow immune from shameless commercialism and play to win exploits. ...WRONG! Diablo is one of those RPGs you SHOULD be paying for.  Do I agree with the "free to play" baiting technique? Well, it depends on what version of me you are asking. If you are asking consumer me, then the answer is "no." If you are asking green-with-envy-wish I-had-my-hand-in-the-pie me, then the answer is "yes, and you assholes begged for it." I was one of those people asking that DIABLO be like all the other free to plays. Why do I have to pay for a download..wahhh! Now y'all are hooked and OD-ing on this shit. You should have just taken your prescription correctly and none of this would have happened.  You were prescribed Percocet but you envied your neighbor who...

 ...DEAL WITH IT.  But I will call the police if you are being assaulted. I will stop to see if you are ok if you are passed out in the street. I don't step over dead homeless people. But I don't say good morning to my co-workers. So I'm a bitch. I consider it rude for someone to greet me that just finished talking shit about me a second earlier. Its fake and a waste of everyone's time.  If I greet you and am concerned, its genuine. I really give a fuck. And just because I don't say "good morning" doesn't mean that I don't give a fuck. Meanwhile some asshole with a perpetual shit eating grin is running around robbing EVERYONE.  Another asshole is being sociable enough to lure your children and loved ones into vehicles to never be seen again.  People pay attention to the wrong shit. That's how narcissists and sociopaths can operate undetected. Folks are too busy hyper focusing on people who don't follow meaningless social norms that they com...

  its 2022 no one likes a skinny bitch you either take up the flute or wear an ass out dress or... PREPARE TO BE ALONE Your ass is flat like the earth because an engineer in the mountains said so get a BBL and cry on Youtube on the way home in the car Don't fly to the DR that shit is played out Who said you could diet? those things are dangerous get fit eating bacon ONLY He'll thank you when you're famous for loving yourself and you die and leave him everything

  You said: "If I did not love you, you would be dead." I nodded my head. but... If I were dead You wouldn't jerk in your sleep eyes fluttering, moaning rolling out of bed, groaning If I were dead beer would grow cold before becoming piss I am alive so what is it that you miss? I am alive Why do you grieve? Whose heart are you wearing on your sleeve? If I were dead maybe you could sleep at night If I were dead  maybe you could meet the sun with dry brains. I must be dead or you must be insane But I am alive Could it be? You have died?

  Lagertha- Depending on who you ask means "gift of the sun" or "shield maiden." I'm late to this series as I have been to many. I quit watching television from 2009 to 2013. I did not have nor did I want cable and did not get into YouTube until 2014. Being late has its benefits. You get noticed and also you haven't been tainted by all those that came before you. I get girl-next-door-with-hands vibes from Lagertha. Her name may not sound all that pretty but she definitely is not unattractive. She's the type of girl you would take home to mother and the whole family would love her.  But those attributes aren't what I admire about her character. What I love the most about Lagertha is that she knows what she brings to the table.  When Ragnar's baby momma rolled up into the great hall in her purple dress and shit eating grin any other woman would have lost it right then and there. Not Lagertha. She addressed Ragnar. When he suggested that she share h...

  I know these past 3 years have been rough for everyone.  Sickness, Death, trauma of all kinds has affected so many people so quickly. I can't imagine what it was like to lose a loved one and not even be able to say goodbye or have a funeral. But that ain't no excuse for folks to be aggressively crazy. Folks is losing it. I've seen more news reports of chain snatchings and smash and grabs than there were in the 80s. At least folks had somewhat of an excuse then. THEY WERE ON CRACK. I'm going to say (write) this and y'all already know I give zero fucks.  Most of the people out here that are THAT desperate to commit crime including theft, murder, fraud, extortion, and what the fuck ever else....You did it to yourself.  Now, I'm not talking about single parents who suddenly had huge child care bills. Nor am I talking about the struggling family that was already living paycheck to paycheck. I am also not talking about the people who were already homeless and impove...

 ...for some reason. I could blame the pandemic but I noticed a difference BEFORE all this mess started. I remember there used to be more sit down restaurants. Back in late 90s and early 2000s it was actually a treat to get Chinese food. None of it tastes the same. The Egg Foo young is soggy. The spare ribs are barely there. The fried rice is greasy and chock full of onions. The only thing that still tastes good is the egg drop soup but you'd have to be a complete fool to fuck that up. I fear we are entering a time where the sit down restaurant will become expensive again. Not because of corporate greed but because of the delivery take over.  I think I'm just going to make my own Chinese food. Jerk chicken fried rice sounds like the truth.  OO What about oxtail egg rolls? You can stuff them with the Caribbean style cabbage and some of that gravy baby! They playing with the wrong one!

  This pandemic has taught me many things: how to properly order a pizza, how to ration toilet paper, pacing myself through binge watching shows on netflix... But I'd have to say the most valuable lesson the pandemic taught me is how to embrace my inner loser.  I was depressed before the pandemic. But once that shut down started it was my time to shine.  I have always been a homebody. I love to cook a meal and stay in. And I absolutely LOVE late night gaming.  What better time to get schooled in a game than another continent's time zone? I learned a lot about losing late at night.  I learned how to lose with grace. I learned how to laugh at failure. But most importantly I learned that being a loser is a built in defense and security system. Now that the pandemic has calmed down (no one has officially said it was over) the statistics are starting to come out.  Apparently domestic violence and child abuse rates skyrocketed during the shut down.  Welp, th...

  I didn't even know I was a millennial until I looked it up. The term not just describes a group of people born in a certain time in history, but also a culture that is fading like those before it.  ...but you should still be jealous of us.  If it weren't for us you wouldn't have VR headsets, switches, PS5s or any of that shit.  If it weren't for us you wouldn't have twerking contests. Our teen movies inspired a whole genre of children's television that hasn't really been topped since. There would be no That's so Raven without Clarissa Explains it all. There would be no Love and Hip Hop without The Real World. All the "trap" music out there now in some way recycles the samples from the hip hop we grew up on. Which in turn sampled the soul, funk, blues and R&B of our parents and your grandparents.  You see TUPAC as a long dead icon. We see him in Cali, Japan, and some island no one knows about in southeast Asia.  It blew my mind the other d...

 I'm claiming this shit.  I like niggas with big dicks I like to cook them breakfast I run faster than a speeding bullet Just to get a chance to pull it  ...off I'm that bitch with all the answers the resources that emergency kit I'll grease and cornrow in neat ass sections check for his erection fuck without protection. I do it all with no complaints that's why he with me and you he aint wake up and smell the aroma of leftovers Don't text too much he'll just roll over Throw that bone back to you like you was rover I picks  me bitch with Plan B and a pull out game He so worried about me he called you my name Damn right I'm a pick me all this shit stacked against me Damn right I left the crowd being real ratchet and talking loud  I PICKS ME BITCH You can have him back now